if kevin bacon ever dies and is interred in a cemetery, do you think anyone who films a scene at that cemetery will count as having a bacon number of 1
@typhlosion first thing I do after the zombie apocalypse is getting Paul Erdos to sign a paper to be published, I'll have to drag zombie kevin bacon along too to video the thing
@troubleMoney you took that joke from xkcd!
@typhlosion yeah, there's going to be a crowd of us
@typhlosion thanks i hate it
@colon_three Jus't Doing my Job,
@typhlosion no cuz i can't even formulate that thought
@typhlosion "if he ever dies" he won't tho he's timeless
more baconian ponderances: if i made a virtual simulation of kevin bacon, how accurate of a simulation would it have to be for it to count as kevin bacon?
what is the bacon proximity threshold, anyway? does he have to physically act, or does voice acting count? if voice acting counts, would a sufficiently sophisticated kevin bacon vocaloid count as kevin bacon? so many unanswered questions