Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space

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The next morning, laying on my towel in the guest bathroom, is an adjustable pronoun pin with the indicator set to "them."

Stayinf with friends in Seattle for a quick weekend trip. One asks about my "other" pin--the one on my coat next to the trans "Ally" pin--as she doesn't recognize it.

"Uh...do you have a half-hour?" I joke. "Heh...it's 'non-binary.'"

"Oh! Preferred pronouns?" she asks.

I blink a few times.

"Um...he/him is fine...."

An exaggerated pause as my brain reels; I've literally never been asked in-person before.

"...but...'they/them' makes me feel good..." I finally admit, blushing.

So, an "infant life vest" is a safety device meant to keep small, young humans afloat, and not--as I had assumed--a water-floatation garment consisting of several live, squirming babies taped together to harness their natural buoyancy.

Interesting...

Misheard a couple coworkers discussing a log-parsing script:

"The hetero is not included."

(It was "header row.")

My goal is to be so knowledgeable about a wide variety of kinks--sharing them with others that I know are into certain things--that nobody can tell what my actual perversions are.

Drop-into an art stream full of strangers and just start droppin' puns every chance I get.

I suppose this is better than my overwrought gothy approach, at least.

Why am I shopping for riot masks? I don't need one. I have no use for—

—OOOoooo, one has a voice amplifier!

I must be
The world's
Raunchiest prude
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@ossifrage

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"PONG" JUST QUEUED-UP ON MY RANDOM SPOTIFY STREAM.

If you don't know who GG Allin was, don't look him up unless you assume the largest and most comprehensive of CWs should be emblazoned on every search result.

Ah, yes, noted cybergoth music icon...

...GG Allin?!

Feeling cute today, might delete later.

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