Our server management company started running server updates without waiting for us to confirm the date and time they were running them, including reboots.
When I messaged them with "please stop doing this" they got all defensive "well we give you a week notice to reschedule..."
The lead developer of the auto-scheduling tool got on the ticket to tell me why I'm wrong
Now I'm explaining consent to a brogrammer that's supposed to be working for us. 
Work, brogrammers and consent
@mawr Obviously the solution is to make our own awesome hosting/colo company with dragons and stuff!