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Ugh... today dragons failed at teching... a lot.. I'mma go back working my AKS terraform PoC...

because I went to install a new edgerouter-X and had a bunch of issues.. none of my laptops have ethernet ports and I couldn't find my usb to ethernet adapter... so I decided to use the media PC...

Which is when I discovered our aging Onkyo receiver (RC160) has finally fallen victim to HDMI control board overheat death problem that apparently plagued them... after a decade of service..

Wierdness, Hot Tired.. Lewd??? 

Hot... tired... don't wanna work tomorrow... still 99*F outside...

damn... pulling on soaked in water long sleeve heat gear made some lewd sounds sliding on my skin... @.@;;;;

If I was a supervillain, I would want to be a pirate. In space. Not the Metroid kind of Space Pirate, just a space pirate. Probably not an admiral, more likely an officer/mad scientist/giant toothy firebreathing lizard monster with sharp talons.

I would pay someone to draw an interpretation of this

Fights caused by miscommunications are the fucking worst.

I think my boss is onto me.

He just told me to stop eating plutonium...

hey: do you like communism, giant robots, complex considerations of gritty-but-optimistic future worlds, near-godlike artificial life, and the human scale impact all these things have? get you a copy of LANCER, because ~it's free forever~

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AIs and intrigue and devious plots, spaceships and lasers in warehouse sized lots. Genders, explosions and planets with rings,

These are a few of my favorite things!

If you're not in favour of universal and unconditional:

🍍 Housing
🍍 Drinkable water
🍍 Food
🍍 Medical care
🍍 Income

If it's your considered belief that some people literally deserve to die of starvation or exposure or something because they aren't good enough at *making money*:

You're a monster, please un-follow me

Bleh... this is weird feeling... grumpy that I'm working from home today because we have an inspection...

because I actually enjoy the company of my team members in the office. What the actual fuck?

A Silly Feature Request 

Posting a toot does not actually post the toot publicly for a full 30 seconds while I actually read the mangled derp-words my big ol ✨plush✨ paffers managed to boop into the keyboard and realize it's barely comprehensible, thus requiring a redraft

...5 times

So that I don't keep causing
<blink>I'm a ✨plush✨</blink>
on others timelines :blob_grinning_sweat:

Bleh.. Tonight's Theme: Disappointment 

Came home with some fajitas from a place I usually get a burrito or tamales (which they do both really well) only the fajitas... are super mediocre.. like not inedible but just meh... somehow..

While I am eating my meh fajita plate.. get an email from an artist for a thing I commissioned 2 months ago.. it is explicit art stuff, I don't do that terribly often... and subject I'd normally be fond off with one Aurora's characters.. only somehow... they got Sam's bottom bits wrong.. go back to see what the refs I sent them were and it is mostly my fault... because they are all SFW and one has a slight bulge in a skirt... and I suppose I didn't specify... so it is probably my fault.. and great fucks it has me way more down than I expected... it wasn't something terribly expensive... 2.5 hours of work at my current pay scale... but it really fucking bummed me out.

re: Equifax Settlement Perspective 

The average lifetime earnings in the US is 2.7m USD.

This number is heavily skewed upward by the wealthy elite as the average lifetime wage for a high graduate is 1.1m USD and for an associate degree holder is 1.7m USD.

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Equifax Settlement Perspective 

The settlement was for 700m USD. Rough estimate of the US population in 2019 is around 330 million people.

You could pay every single US resident a onetime payment of approximately 2.12 million USD from it.

Equifax is still in business.

A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"Greetings, Humans," it said. "We have come to talk to you about religion."
The watching crowd began to boo. Undeterred, the alien went on.
"The core message of most of your religions is correct: Be excellent to each other. Follow that."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Apparently I outsmarted myself yesterday.

Was going over a review of the deploy that went sideways yesterday, came back with some remediation items. He was like "Go ahead and take care of those."

Five minutes later I find they are all already done... go check cloudtrail and audit log for internal stuff to find I did them yesterday during the time I spent trying to fix that bad deploy.

Tech.. Ops vs Dev sorta 

I'm sorry mr uk dev... I know it is after 11pm for you but if you want me to run drop database on a production rds database.. you are going to spell out exactly which instance and db in the ticket.. not "the service database" when there are 5 of them

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