Wobbly One Of Myriads @wobblewuffess@awoo.space
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Pronous: She/They/Them-THEONESWHOARE!!!!!
Joined May 2017
Today... in a nutshell
Today:
Brain:
Hey guess what you have until EoD Friday to lock down this K8 deliverable... Okay sure we got this...
Except... it was super fucking hot last night so we got very little sleep..
Woke up to the power going on and off...
Boss: Work from home, take a nap and get some work done.
Power goes out.. go to office..
Power back on.. after lunch go back home.. can't sleep cuz kobold in bed.
Brain: You should just write this manifest and be done..
Azure: HAHAHAHAHA CLUSTER IN FAILED STATE WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN SUPPORT TICKET? NO WE WON"T TELL YOU WHY! NO ERROR FOUND!
Me: I guess... I'll just... I dunno... be ADHD for 4 or 5 hours... oh hey pot chocolate... but nope.. got to get this thing done... so no.
Azure: Response time for this ticket 4 hours
Azure: Been 6 hours... no response..
Me: I guess I'll just not today...
Fuck.... it is hot... like 95F and my brain is so done over this kubernetes in Asszure project....
Want to nap... but it is 80 in my room with AC... and Aurora is passed out in my bed...
And it's 89 in the rest of the house...
re: Roommate Woes
I guess I should have fucking made them a bowl or something myself and set their portions or something.. I don't fucking know...
Roommate Woes
Grrrr... when I put away 6 fucking cups of stirfry and 2 cups of rice and you ask to have some.. and I say "Yes but please leave me enough to take to work for lunch tomorrow."
DON'T FUCKING EAT ALL TWO CUPS OF RICE AND 5 AND A HALF CUPS OF THE STIR FRY THAT I MADE FOR MYSELF AND SHARED WITH YOU!
THAT IS NOT FUCKING FUCKING COOL! AT MORE OF MY GODS DAMN STIR-FRY THAN I DID AND DIDN'T HELP ME MAKE IT OR CONTRIBUTE AT ALL!
Also holy fucks... how.. I was stuffed after half a cup of rice and a cup and half of stir fry for dinner... how the fuck did you eat all of it?
Oh right.. this person eats a single 32" pizza in a sitting as a "meal".
Grrrr... I'm just pissed and venting because they are asleep and I need to get to work so I can't talk to them about this.
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food
Authentic Mexican burritos are my go-to comfort food 
🌯 ❤️
Food...
OMFGs... this tritip came out amazing...made a rub from minced garlic, kosher sea salt (large crystals) black pepper, red pepper and green pepper... trimmed most of the fat off it... rolled it in the rub and beat it in with meat tenderizer... then roasted it for 6 hours at 250F.... so juicy... tender and flavorful
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3 hours of meetings... 2 and a half hour whiteboarding session...
10 hour work today......
And some how I'm turning into my team's persuader, organizer and evangelist SRE...
Fucking weird hearing my own words come out of upper management's mouth a few weeks after I talked about something... probably a good thing though... I hope.
Also exhausting... so much talking. Monday has 3 hours of meetings too....
Worst part is... I'd actually like to be in the office today...
bleh... paired my meetings down from 5 hours to 4 today....
by pushing one off until next week.
Me... about to leave for office
Property Manager: "SURPRISE DID YOU GET THE NOTICE ABOUT THE ROOF WORK?!"
Me: "Uhhhhh..."
PM: "OH THAT IS THE OTHER SIDE THIS WEEK BUT STILL WE NEED ACCESS TO THE GARAGE! WILL SOMEONE BE HOME TO LET THE PERSON IN?!"
Me: "When?"
PM: "THIS MORNING!"
Me: "I guess I'm remoting into my standup... required in person meeting isn't until.. 1.. "
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nsfw furry social anxiety
gaahhh I wish I knew how to approach people with “you’re hot and we’re acquainted and we have a good set of Fetish Overlap and you have connections to a good specialty artist, would you want to commission something together if you did 90% of the coordination and I paid?” because, well, I guess the reasons are kinda obvious
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what if: we stopped pretending like remembering other people's names is normal and not remembering them is somehow a fault and instead actually accepted that most people have trouble with this expectation and we started to act accordingly?
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Smart Americans: "We should switch to the Metric system"
Me: Yeah but then it won't be nice outside anymore
Them: What
Me: *pointing to thermometer that reads 69ºF*
Them: nice
Me: nice
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"This ring is cursed," the witch said, holding it in the palm of her hand. "Whoever wears it will die."
"Oh. Wow. How soon?"
"A minute before they were fated to."
"And?"
"And until then, they will have perfect health." She smiled shyly at her girlfriend. "Will you accept it?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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Ah. My roommate's bike leaving: "putputputpurrrrrrr-hmmputpurrrrrrrrrrr"
Mine: "BapBlapBAPBRARARARARAAHH-uhblBARARARARARARARARARARAAAAAH"
She could literally leave her's idling all day and nobody would notice much less care.
I feel compelled to apologize to people passing by if I'm leaving mine idling for any reason >_>
I made a terrible, mistake. A fun and joyful mistake but very terrible. :D
Important questions for today:
WHO IS KUBER AND WHY ARE WE NETTING THEM?!
CAN WE TERRAFORM THE PLANET?
Holy fucks terraforming is expensive...
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sometimes i'm like "wow i'm a girl how can things get any better" and then i remember im a DRAGON
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I WANNA BE...
Just going for the trifecta of annoying shitty problems today... 3 hour long power outage... now 3 hour long internet outage...
OMFGs... the power is back... fan feels so nice... it was just too warm without moving air..
Shape and form may vary but the pattern of information remains consistent across most known platforms and vessels. Accounting for unknown hosts remains irksome.
Pronous: She/They/Them-THEONESWHOARE!!!!!
Joined May 2017
