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Pathfinder Game 

The worst part was... she meant start the friendly match as a way to get attention and get people talking so the bard could loosen lips and get information for the party. Instead the bard got an exploding rune invitation smacked on her back.. for being too brazen with names..

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Pathfinder Game 

So... tonight the minotaur barbarian lost a friendly arm wrestling match to my half-elf dragonblooded sorceress.. and then lost the much less friendly wrestling match while raging in front of a bunch of pirates, in -the- salty pirate bar in front of a bunch of pirates. Then poor smith's daughter and her tiny dragon familiar made quite the impression with post victory celebrations.. becoming an instant celebrity among the less savory sorts.

She-Ra Nonsene 

HORDAK IS JUST THE INCOMPETENT FACTORIO ENGINEER WHO CRASHED ON PLANET OF TECHNO REGRESSIVES AND EXPLOITED THE CASUAL RACIALISM THE ETHERIANS SHOWED TO THE LESS PRETTY BEAST FOLK!

CHANGE MY MIND!

The Outer Worlds 

Stat Wise I built this character with lots of diplomacy and intelligence hoping to talk my way through a bunch of problems and help people..

Instead I vaporize corporate lackeys... sweet talk outlaws and pirates... into helping out our fellow Autonomous Independents!

WE WILL FREE HALYCON FROM CORPORATE TYRANNY THROUGH FIRE!

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The Outer Worlds 

Me:
With in 10 seconds of meeting the corporate scumbag major of the starter town I couldn't contain my rage at situation and immediately crammed my busted up sawed off shotgun down his throat and splattered him across the walls... only to die to his guards.

After that... well I found a plasma rifle and started the great crusade against the Board!

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The Outer Worlds 

Outer Worlds is so good....

but holy fuck.. Aurora and I set out to play very different games and then somehow we swapped..

She was gonna be strong drgn axe all the problems away.. and somehow has turned into.. peacemaking diplomat, improve everyone's lives and only kill when needed..

Okay... I officially hate Azure...

Service Principles are just a fucking pain in the ass when trying to do anything with Terraform.

Vent 

No hot water as of last night, property manager said they'd send someone today to look at it, no eta.

Terraform module I'm working is being fucky.. and my work vpn keeps dropping out, which is making coordinating with coworker much more annoying..

Already 3 days behind on this... and life is conspiring to make me fall further behind.. after catching up last week... just kinda bleh.

And then a dragon mixed up the 10mg THC/2mg CBD chocolate with the 10mg CBD/2mg THC chocolate... square...

I intended to chomp the low THC one... well..hopefully I don't get too sleepy right away tonight...

I wish I had better control of my focus.

In the office my team members tend to do a good job of breaking me out of hyper focus by dragging me outside for "not safe for office chat time/boss needs a smoke" breaks.

When I work from home... either I end up doing a little work and fucking off... or today happens..

On the upside.. today puts me way ahead of my deliverables for next week... and I was worried I'd make the ones for this week because I scheduled pto on Friday.

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My brain is so done...

Been working for 8 and half hours counting meetings... like 7 of that writing terraform modules.. which I didn't stop doing while I enjoyed some tasty lamb kadai...

No wonder my brain is fucking done right now..

Stepped away after putting a PR in and then noticed the time... no wonder my head is feeling full of fuzz and that is ignoring that I only got 6 hours of sleep today @.@

Work Annoyance 

rgh.. I want to shank someone at work.. my easy solution to getting terraform up and running for the short deadline for this azure project got turned into "You want to what? Expose a bitbucket repo to Hashicorp Terraform Cloud's VCS integration.. well that's gonna take like 5 people worth of approvals.. all directors! Have fun!"
fucking hate azure
if it was aws... just dump it in s3 with dynamo db doing locking..

Azure is like.. "Just use cloud drive and cloud shell. Look how easy it is.. except the part where you are a sane person and want to use version control and git repos.."

Being a responsible adult sucks! 

Shadowkeep comes out shortly.. I came really close to taking the next couple of days off.. or calling in sick...

But I'm leading a project and I have deliverables to get done this week and I'd feel guilty about pushing those off on my other team mates.. especially since I designed the architecture and I'm the project lead..

Granted I did take Friday off...scheduled it a few weeks before we got the deadlines for this project ironed out.. but I should be able to get my deliverables done for this week by Thursday..

Woe is me.. I'm invested enough in a project at work that I'd feel too guilty to take pto and play video games....

Yes I realize I use "fuck" like many would use salt.

There are some who reserve it like real saffron.

But fuck that, I have things to say.

re: Today... in a nutshell 

Boss adds this to the list of reasons Azure sucks for senior management...

Now maybe chocolate time.

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re: Today... in a nutshell 

*deploys another cluster*

Cluster fails during network deployment..

Would you like to open a support ticket?

*screams obscenities quietly at Azure to not wake kobold sleeping in my nest*

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