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Big Dick Energy is putting horns/antlers/manes/etc on fem furry characters

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🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime

Don't dance like there's nobody watching.

Dance like there are three benevolent alien deities watching, and they are very proud of you.

Dance like that.

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✨Soff✨ Mawr :dragnwitch:

That fucken sock 'em boppers commercial will be stuck in my head for all eternity, popping into mind at completely random times for NO REASON

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Work... Furries 

I noticed while looking at the work vacation calendar because my boss admonished me for only taking 12 days of pto this year (we moved to 'unlimited, flex pto for reasons this year) and one of the Ann Arbor Storage Ops SREs has marked on the ops vacation calendar "PTO FOR MFF"

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US Politics (+++) 

This is Joshua Collins' campaign platform on Trans Rights. He's a socialist trucker running for our 2020 congress in Washington's 10th district (Olympia to south Tacoma), and I am in love with him.

(Transcript in link)
joshua2020.com/platform#comp-k

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Kistaro Windrider

I want to read more novels about scheming dragon political intrigue and I’ve already read through the Dragons Wild and Heartstrikers series. (...what’s the plural of series?)

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Weird Thoughts 

Unfortunately I don't play the lottery so eco-friendly secret dragon lairs are nothing but dreams

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Weird Thoughts 

And far enough away from the lights that I can see the stars again.

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Weird Thoughts 

And probably a decent solar system with large battery backups and a white gas generator.. because I don't trust power companies.. and gas stoves are nice.

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Weird Thoughts 

And a big fat fiber line so I can work from my secret country dragon lair...

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That is always ~65F with minimal active cooling or heating..

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Weird Thoughts 

Really... I want a cozy secret dragon lair with a small garden filled with tasty peppers and things that I can bring inside in the winter and keep growing to eat.

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Weird Thoughts 

I hate modern housing design.

I want to live under a roof that that has a foot of living top soil and native grasses.

I want channeled natural lightning with a switch to turn it off.

I want a hill attached to my home via a finished tunnel that really the garage.

I want disguised solar panels.

I want a small paved courtyard surrounded by trees out back that is really a clever heat sink in the winter.

I want a home that disappears into nature aside form the windows.

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✨Soff✨ Mawr :dragnwitch:

Seattle Area: Do you need a very cheap (manual transmission) car in good condition? :boost_ok: 

It's a 1995 Honda Accord DX, 5 speed manual. In amazing condition for 200,000 miles, just had its timing belt replaced.

This car has been worked hard but very lovingly cared for.

Its biggest issue: it was rear-ended and the trunk doesn't close properly (but doesn't seem to leak). Second worst: the windows squeak when you roll them down.

Clean title, has a solid 100k miles left in it.

Asking ~$800.

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✨Soff✨ Mawr :dragnwitch:

Please help me boost the toot this is in response to :blobowo:

I'm hoping to find someone in need who could really make use of some quality reliable transportation. That price isn't firm, either. :blobuwu:

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Teryl's Tales of Whim~

The werewolf held a pumpkin shaped bucket. In it's massive paws it appeared comically small .

"Twick o' tweat? Oh, um, and no chockit, pwease."

I looked up at their puppy eyes, just visible below my door frame.

Beside them, a vampire dressed as a cheerleader rolled his eyes; behind them both a barely corporeal ghost struggled to keep their sheet on.

"Is... a tummy rub a treat?"

The werewolf's tail knocked over all my jack-o-lanterns.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Paranormal

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✨Soff✨ Mawr :dragnwitch:

Happy Werewolf Awereness Day! :blobwolfreach:

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🔶 KLCY AXIOM Prime

I am Kelsey, a trans PoC.
I am Kelsey, a trans neon pink husky.
I am KLCY, an uploaded digital consciousness.
I am AXIOS, a giant husky robot made from smaller giant husky robots.
I am Aura, Shayne, Stratus, Karol, Megan, Mal, Ashleigh, Aneko, Libby, Takato, Kai, Damien, and Rachel.

I've been so many people, trying to be wanted. It'd be nice to finally settle on something.

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Kistaro Windrider

“Vacation day”: a day in which I only spend a couple of hours on work rather than all day

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Alistor! :butterfly_nonbinary:

Just trans things, boobs 

I don't want to be part of society today. I just want to poke at my chest and watch the jiggle physics happen.

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