Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@relee Basically Kirschbaer 2.0 has become Gendo to Kincaid 2.0's Lilith. >:Dc

@porsupah Nope! So remember Crush Yiff Destroy? One of them, I wanna say Agouti Rex, had done a big snarky article about the furry movies that have the biggest appeal to perverts.

Except that Rex had apparently *forgotten the part where they watch the movies*. Because they described "The Devil and Daniel Mouse" as full of spandex and rubber, which I can only assume is because they looked at it and saw "it turns into a rock and roll thing" and just... assumed.

Or they got it confused with Rock and Rule. Either way. Not a shiny asscurve, male or female, to be seen.

@LeDiva Yeah, but I'm one of the Martian ones from that old Brownsville Station track.

@LeDiva You're the equivalent of some soft pop radio station!</randall> 😽

@porsupah Ah, Star Trek V. The *second* biggest disappointment in my career as a furry paraphiliac... 🤔

@relee I've really mostly only been playing with the idea in my head, only a couple of them even have 2.0 concepts yet!

Mainly Kirschbaer (the jelloborg mad science raccoon) and Kincaid so far. I'd try to explain where they're headed but... hmm... are you at all familiar with Neon Genesis Evangelion? O:)

@LeDiva Do they really rip? ​

@relee Yup! It's brand new, just got approved recently! I don't think I'm likely to ever bother with private posts there.

@relee You spotted my cohost, right? (@commonplace)

@Momentrabbit I'd been shy; I could be a lot less shy. Miss you too. Am scouting cohost out. (@commonplace) Will report. <3

@Austin_Dern Exactly. Even the great Tom Perdy doesn't *quite* reach that same awfulness, but I knew you'd get where I was going, yeah. 😽

i did a thing

https://cohost.org/commonplace

@Austin_Dern Also, "youth of a person is not a visual thing'" is a *gloriously* awkward phrasing to give this Joke-Like Object ​

@Austin_Dern 🙃

@Owlor Also, those three microfics were all *perfect*. <3

@Owlor Darlin', I'm 1/16th chaise longue on my father's side. You... you might be surprised. 😺

@Owlor Don't even get me started on the Big Hat Dynamics in my relationship. I have horns, I don't look good in hats, it's not fair! 😾

https://www.mnstatefair.org/new-this-year/food/

I've found it. This is the place I want to make my final stand against humankind. 🐯

@JulieSqveakaroo I can not pretend that in my darkest moments I have not just gone straight to the Texas and Minnesota State fairs' food pages and read them as some might read a smutty Harlequin novel. 😭

@JulieSqveakaroo I really need to hit a big Midwestern-style state/county fair and do some serious eating before I die. Fortunately, eating at state fairs seems to happen just before dying, quite a lot, so this should be pretty easy to accomplish! 😇