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remember to give your computer ram! regular sacrifices of healthy livestock will appease the spirits keeping the computer running and ensure the daemons continue to do your bidding.

Tech joke, fictional animal sacrifice 

@Felthry "C'mon, running out of ram /again/?"

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@IceWolf RAM modules actually contain circuitry that continually instantiates and ritually sacrifices virtual livestock

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@Felthry This is... simultaneously amusing and rather horrifying! :3

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