remember to give your computer ram! regular sacrifices of healthy livestock will appease the spirits keeping the computer running and ensure the daemons continue to do your bidding.
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@IceWolf RAM modules actually contain circuitry that continually instantiates and ritually sacrifices virtual livestock
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@Felthry This is... simultaneously amusing and rather horrifying! :3
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@Felthry "C'mon, running out of ram /again/?"