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john mastodon who was gordon mastodon's brother
he got an email from his brother that said
aliens and monsters were attacking his place

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@Dex two people have posted this exact text now, what is it a reference to?
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@Felthry john mastodon is a mistake a conservative pundit made when referring to the "Join Mastodon" account being suspended on birdsite

the rest is from the fanfic half-life: full life consequences (and the various ways it's been mocked), but with "freeman" replaced with "mastodon"

re: meme 

@Felthry @Dex half life: full life consequences iirc

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