"Dog Police" (discovered thanks to @anthracite) => "Lone Digger" => "Memories of Green"
@anthracite it’s BASICALLY a song about failing the Voight-Kampf test, only for dogs. Clearly a 2049 sequel is in order.
@Leucrotta the sad tale of a Dog Policeman who is, though he will never realize it, himself a Doggo
he will die in about sixteen years and it will be tragic
@anthracite I've... seen things you people wouldn't imagine. There was a squirrel! In a tree! In a tree! And it was a squirrel! And then I rolled in this seaweed I found on the beach!
Funny in-joke but it sorta gave me the sads
@Leucrotta @anthracite No! He was a Special Good Boy and so was Rachel! They went to a farm way up north to run and chase paper unicorns and play together forever and ever, the voice-over said so!! O.O
"Wake up! Time to walk!"
Funny in-joke but it sorta gave me the sads
@Momentrabbit @anthracite they all lived happily ever after UNTIL someone decided that we needed a sequel which frankly I found disappointing.
@Leucrotta I'm sorry.