"Dog Police" (discovered thanks to @anthracite​) => "Lone Digger" => "Memories of Green"

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@anthracite it’s BASICALLY a song about failing the Voight-Kampf test, only for dogs. Clearly a 2049 sequel is in order.

@Leucrotta the sad tale of a Dog Policeman who is, though he will never realize it, himself a Doggo

he will die in about sixteen years and it will be tragic

@anthracite I've... seen things you people wouldn't imagine. There was a squirrel! In a tree! In a tree! And it was a squirrel! And then I rolled in this seaweed I found on the beach!

Funny in-joke but it sorta gave me the sads 

@Leucrotta @anthracite No! He was a Special Good Boy and so was Rachel! They went to a farm way up north to run and chase paper unicorns and play together forever and ever, the voice-over said so!! O.O

"Wake up! Time to walk!"

Funny in-joke but it sorta gave me the sads 

@Momentrabbit @anthracite they all lived happily ever after UNTIL someone decided that we needed a sequel which frankly I found disappointing.

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