@Motodrachen actually it's because unicorns all reverse-furried themselves into extinction (proof: a unicorn can only be tamed by a hot virgin girl. unicorns are the og reply guys)
by the time the zoologists were out there outfitting some of them with human masks it was sadly too late 😔 like if u cri every tiem
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@Motodrachen actually it's because unicorns all reverse-furried themselves into extinction (proof: a unicorn can only be tamed by a hot virgin girl. unicorns are the og reply guys)
by the time the zoologists were out there outfitting some of them with human masks it was sadly too late 😔 like if u cri every tiem