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is your subby partner who keymashes when flustered

a sbubby

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many lewd girl/girl light novels contain a lot of 'sub'text

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@Xkeeper also UGH has an h in it too you know

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@Raspberryfloof ah! that's why you just needed the h

because you're already gu

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@Xkeeper I don't understand, what's--

oh godDAMMIT

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@Xkeeper that ISN"T NECESSARILY PUBLIC INFORMATION YOU KNOW,,I HAVEN"T POSTED MY NSFWISH SONA INFORMATION ANYWHERE YET,,,,

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@Raspberryfloof i havent posted it anywhere yet *literally melts the moment she gets frustrated and burbles out some keymashing as a blushy puddle*

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@Xkeeper I WILL GET THE SQUIRTBOTTLE AGAIN YOUNG LADY

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@Raspberryfloof a wiggly fox! when you touch it it squirms and dances, cool

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@revenant @Raspberryfloof the funniest part is that the pun train was 120% not lewd at first, it was just terrible

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@revenant @Xkeeper avmo;acvI(Aegtal;cutawe8

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@Raspberryfloof @revenant @Xkeeper Now that was an "aw cute" keysmash...

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@not_on_pizza @Raspberryfloof @revenant well, raspberry is cute in general, so.

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@Xkeeper @not_on_pizza @revenant a;klfweruiaef nnnyoott ccuuutteee /)>////////<(\

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@Raspberryfloof @Xkeeper @revenant Ras, honey, do we have to take you out of the river to make you understand?

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@not_on_pizza @Raspberryfloof @revenant this is not a phrase i have heard before and i am cautiously curious

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@Xkeeper @Raspberryfloof @revenant Well... she'll no longer be in the Nile...

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@not_on_pizza @Raspberryfloof @revenant i misread "out of" as "out to"

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@revenant @not_on_pizza @Raspberryfloof weren't you going to taco bell? with all this nile talk you must really want some baja blast

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@revenant @Xkeeper @not_on_pizza It was a soda joke, of course it would fall flat

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@Raspberryfloof @revenant @not_on_pizza and now raspberry has come fourthmeal

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@Xkeeper @revenant @not_on_pizza ... you are stretching so hard now >.>;;;;;

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@Raspberryfloof @revenant @not_on_pizza pretty sure that noise is coming from you. also oops, we wrapped around back to horny again

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@revenant @Raspberryfloof @not_on_pizza i knew this was going to happen the moment i thought of it and you sure did not disappoint

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@Xkeeper @Raspberryfloof I approve of pretty much everything in this and what came after. :D

(Bad) puns and a blushing flustered cutie~

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