pokemon snark 

In 1996, newly-founded Game Freak signed a deal with Satan to ensure the success of their new franchise.

As part of the deal, they are demonically bound to ensure any player can “catch ‘em all”, without interruption, in perpetuity.

To think they would try to break that pact after a mere 23 years! madness!

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the genre must stay completely unchanged and backwards compatible to 1996, the same way that we all still play Quake 1, Diablo 1, and Daggerfall.

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