shork

I found the toms

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tom (available elsewhere)

@noiob ah shit are you gonna merge me again

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Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz

@tom @noiob tom criticality event incoming

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Dr. Carl Effin' Sagan

@Nine @tom @noiob 🚨 :scp: 🚨

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@joshua @Nine @tom what's the tom containment procedure

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Dr. Carl Effin' Sagan

@noiob @Nine @tom SCP-SLIME is to be kept in a 200g plastic container. Unless prior approval from the On-Site Director, the lid is to be closed at all times.

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Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz

@joshua @noiob @tom Addendum 2: Following Incident SLIME-4582-1 "Food Fight", all containers in the cafeteria will now be properly labelled or else O-5 council will PERSONALLY handle the disciplinary proceedings, which may involve anything up to and including demotion to D-class personnel and/or immediate termination.

Addendum 3: Following Incident SLIME-4582-2 "Viscera Cleanup Detail", the Foundation has decided that storing SCP-SLIME in the Cafeteria may be a bad idea after all.

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shork

@Nine @joshua @tom P.S.: don't remove the sunglasses

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Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz

@noiob @joshua @tom Addendum 4: After Incident SLIME-X001 "SLIMEAGEDDON", wherein the sunglasses were removed, a total of ⬛⬛⬛ Foundation personnel and ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ civilians within a ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ radius, were killed when [REDACTED].
Again. DO NOT. Remove. the Sunglasses. - O-5

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Dr. Carl Effin' Sagan

@Nine @noiob @tom im ficjkin cryin

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