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TIL there is no good equivalent of fortune for the windows command prompt
@typhlosion Microsoft really quit caring about the command prompt some time ago. It began with not releasing MS-DOS as a separate product starting with Windows 95. Almost everything is supposed to be done through the GUI which makes writing batch files/shell scripts damn near impossible because you can't automate mouse movements.
@skquinn oh well. my not caring about that bullshit is aggressive enough that i'm just writing my own
AND IT'LL BE CROSS PLATFORM AND SUPPORT PLAINTEXT, because i care about bringing these truly important utilities into the 21st century
@skquinn after that i'll write my own cowsay because at that point why not