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Among the Martian Tigers, in the court of Empress* Rezeya, courtiers** primly flip through sushi menus and announce meticulously composed hypothetical orders to one another, with all the solemnity and formality of Heian poetry.

Good orders are politely applauded; poor orders are shot down with devastating wit. Truly great orders are met with a sudden mass adjournment to go get dinner.

Most Martian menu ceremonies have at least three orders ranked "truly great" within the course of a single evening.

*disputed
**basically whoever felt like dressing up fancy that day; Mars is an anarchomonarchist society

foodcrime, headcanon, kinstuff, 🐯​, very silly 

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This needs to be an official event at the aforementioned post pandemic tea party.

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