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@Fabi@slime.global @Siphonay@octodon.social I am a pacifist, too

@Fabi@slime.global @Siphonay@octodon.social in germany, it was either military service, civil service or prison, if I recall correctly

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net i never understood how people like this game but ok 🤔

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Nagito Komaeda, you creepy piece of fuck

Foxes cannot exist on their own. There must always be an anti-fox to keep the fox's existence stable

it's quite calming playing the first movement of beethoven's moonlight sonata at night

how did irrational numbers become a math running gag on the internet?

Evolution is a concept so basic you can use it to build bots

They rushed in a flight teacher in time so they could tell him how to land the plane somehow. He tried a few times but succeeded in the end. When they asked him whether or not he needed anything he said: "yeah, I just need a drink" or something like that. When he finally succeeded in landing without dying, he wanted to learn how to fly and he got his pilot's license now. (2)

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There once was a case of a pilot inviting one of his friends in Britain for a little flight with a sports plane. the pilot died of a heart attack MID AIR and his friend, who had no flight experience whatsoever was there and thought: *****

Then he called the tower, but since he was radio operator at a military airbase or something so he knew the protocol and said that the pilot just died and he had no flight experience. (1)

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@Fabi@slime.global please go and sell your left kidney so you can donate to that amazing artist. (actually, no, please don't do that, you might need that in future! D:)

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