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saying someone's sona is extremely adorable only to find out later that the chat partner is an otherkin and thus you basically said that the chatpartner is extremely adorable

People, please snuggle @kellerfuchs to the ground, they want a cuddle fight.

breed dragons for cuddle purposes, not to let them brutally fight

nsfw 

@Elizafox as long as there are still 2 people on earth left, there will be someone who wants to see the other one nude 🤔

- be chased by a dragon
- dragon accidentally falls into quicksand when trying to pounce you
- save the doomed dragon
- be dragon's best friend

I am surprised how fluent in French I can be if I am annoyed by someone 🤔

How to start a surprise blush attack:

Find someone whose sona you find absolutely adorbs, find their telegram name and tell them on telegram how amazingly cute their sona is

I mean, most security software with "child protection" function is not protecting the child from the evil internet, but rather the parents from their own child. The moment a child figures out what a brute force attack is...

Oligopoly: Where every player starts out with 1€

You know your security systems are shit when 15 year olds can hack into them

I still can't get over the fact that they used Spongebob's German voice when dubbing Monokuma into German in the anime.

nsfw - hyena funfact 

Well, in most species on this world, the male tries to spread his semen to as many females as possible while the females are not as addicted to sex. But there is a type of hynena where the exact opposite is the case! Take that, gender roles!

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