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Are people in America really that easily offended by bad language? 🤔

Who is computing numbers faster? A supercomputer or an Espeon who was promised a lot of candy if they win?

brb, taking the next train to the Netherlands, planting a shitload of cherry trees in front of @esp 's house

Feed your friends and you will never worry about being alone ever again

Turns out, Pokémon training works similarly to making friends.

Just shove candy in your Pokémon's face and see the friendship grow.

Good old times, uspol 

remember when Obama was our biggest problem?

Someone send Eliza to Europe and show her the famous water channels in Amsterdam and Venice

Somehow this turned into a healthcare debate 

@Elizafox We shall come and destroy, with healthcare and basic human decency

Germans being led to do dumb stuff in 1973 

youtube.com/watch?v=U_SwFHtgJC

For those who do not know what is so funny: That guy just tickled a very common nazi shout out of a German carnivale's audience in 1973

he then says "This cannot be it! So many old comrades here tonight..."

Is it a sign of getting older when I am excited about a cake recipe? 🤔

I got a fresh vm set up with Arch-Linux. How should I torture it?

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