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Did someone play too much GTA San Andreas when designing Team Skull? 🤔

thinking about buying a book on dwarf fortress 🤔

I defeated youth unemployment in RimWorld. I now have a 19 year old male anthro fox who cleans up the vomit and dirt of the other colonists for food.

2001: Ha ha Linux could even run on a toaster! j/k
2011: Wow this toaster actually runs Linux. It’s not a joke anymore.
2021: Please pay the ransomware to receive your toast.

Schadenfreude - a word so useful, even Americans seem to use it nowadays

How to talk like Trump 

1. Set up a virtual machine in your brain, which contains a copy of said brain.
2. Turn off 98% of that brain in the virtual machine.
3. forward everything that brain says to your real mouth
4. covfefe

I have the feeling that is how Paris dumped the Berlin Bears back when they had that weird exchange week

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IKEA: Nobody ties Swedish culture that strongly to capitalism like them

Spanish class was strange today, we somehow ended up learning some Spanish slang for various kinds of drugs xD

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