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There once was a case of a pilot inviting one of his friends in Britain for a little flight with a sports plane. the pilot died of a heart attack MID AIR and his friend, who had no flight experience whatsoever was there and thought: *****

Then he called the tower, but since he was radio operator at a military airbase or something so he knew the protocol and said that the pilot just died and he had no flight experience. (1)

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"Morning Routine" by cybercortex

Honestly, I would give it the title "brush brush clean" but since I am not the artist it is not my power to decide that :P Wonderful art though, I love it.

When I first communicated with a Frenchman on the internet in French, I always went nuts because dude did not know his own language's grammar rules.

if you want to sound really smart in French, you need to use the subjunctive correctly on the very first try

today's conspiracy theory: France is ruled by a secret counsil of foxes going yip and yap

my autocorrect always changes nekomata into bad-life-decision 🤔 :P

the moment you realize that the sum symbol Σ is nothing else than a for-loop with sums 🤔

Machine learning is extremely fascinating and interesting

<hack instance="awoo.space"> The kobold will never defeat the allmighty html! </hack>

There is a hurricane hitting Northern Germany tomorrow. Seems like I'll be moving snow around tomorrow alot.

Let's play some dwarf fortress. Yesterday, I was overrun by zombies D:

There once was a law pending in Germany enforcing German names on every product sold in Germany

If you plan to write a letter to @esp , write it in Comic Sans

You know what would be damn cool? A Sims 1 styled Life simulation with anthro characters

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