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#introduction

Hello all! My name is Electrum and I am a shark cow (makow is the term I've started using) trans girl. I'm somewhere around demisexual I think. She / Her pronouns please <3

New to mastodon, but I'm already loving pretty much everything about it!

I get lots of commissions, I'm pretty gay, and sometimes I can be pretty sad (but with the ability to CW those posts, I won't feel as bad about it)

This'll be my personal account, so it'll be random posts.

WELCOME TO MASTODON ONLINE
Choose Your Class:

Arch-Communist (Health/Dodge Tank, High Sustain)

Gendernouveau (Defense Tank, Heavy Damage Buffs & Mitigation)

Socialist Fursona (Melee DPS, High Burst Damage)

Aesthetic Anarchist (Melee DPS, Self-Sustain, Positionals)

Theorycrafter (Ranged DPS, Continuous Damage)

Codemonkey (Ranged DPS, Caffeine Stacks, Debuffs)

Artisan Inque (Healer, Unique Buffs, Rotational Spells)

Pop Psych (Healer, Extreme Burst Healing, Shields)

mastodon is a fascinating social experiment showing that when our online communication is unfettered by algorithms enforcing corporate incentives and when given the tools to better organize and moderate our communities, we inevitably gravitate towards horny on main

I WONDER WHAT IS INSIDE THIS FORBIDDEN MESSAGE.

Day in and day out, I put in free emotional labor for a largely indifferent platform and while I cherish the friends I made on it, no amount of pushing self-care and behavioral therapies or tackling white nationalist talking points is going to remedy the fact that now Twitter's on this whole new ish of saying you favorited horrendous tweets and basically lobbing leftists at the alt-right, basically NECESSITATING a block list now.

FUCK. OFF.

Let me give you a shortlist of what endeavoring to make Twitter a better place earned me since the beginning of 2018:

- Two successful doxing attempts through chan-sites
- A KF listing that cannot be expunged
- Multiple callouts for being 'fake positive'
- Near daily verbal abuse and having to justify my existence
- Suicidal ideation and hospitalization for most of February
- A compendium of new slurs for PoC-LGBT+ people

What you're forgetting is, chefs are actually wizards.

The more powerful ones can write their own spells as you would expect... arcane food-summoning incantations known as "recipes", one of the most ancient magicks known to humanity.

Mastodon instance Metal.Gear where all your toots are regularly loaded onto the rail gun of a fully operational all-terrain weapons platform and fired without the usual propellant flare or launch trail that would give away the location of the instance. By this method the toots will be rendered untraceable and deliverable to anywhere in the world.

Also you can fistfight the Admin on top of the instance.

#FemmeFriday and #MascMonday happen to encompass the entirety of Labor Day weekend and it’s my distinguished honor to report that labor is now gay culture.

boobs heavy, wah

Unrelated but if anybody is looking for a job as a professional bra I have an opening for just the position.

Samus isn't trans, or at least, I'd like to think she's cis?

Samus as a character is overflowing with masculine traits, the fact she's female was supposed to be a trope-flip. I feel making her trans weakens that. It becomes a trans woman who can't let go of learn male signalling or similar and I really hate that.