➡️ @Draekos@yiff.life @Draekos@awoo.space

These boots were fabricated for locomotion.

A panel of peers have confirmed this capacity.

And forecasts predict these boots may steppy all over you.

@Kat@snouts.online huh, and here I wanted to make an overengineering joke <_<

@Kat@snouts.online fanta, invented during ww2 in germany.

Of course it had 3 different sizes of cans.

@minty_da
consider:
previous pilot too horny to do job, need a new clone to start over with for new TF.

adulting: hard, cruel.
me: tired, gay.

@Kat@snouts.online

@Kat@snouts.online they know their audience.

After looking at some photos:
is this just a new alien themed Burning Man?

At some level, I'm really impressed with how far people are taking this. But I mean, we still have a chronic liar as president so I guess that's just the wrold we're in.

I'm curious what the actual outcome of this will be. Horrified, but curious.

They're making a list
and checking it twice
gonna find out who's been right wing or nice
Marxist Claus is coming to town~

@Balina @GlitterDisaster@snouts.online
basically this. easier on the liver

@Balina h-hi hello uh hi don't mind me just uh hi

@trashyfins@chomp.life holy shit, I thought that redit died years ago

This is tantamount to warcrimes, kupoo!

@Oneironott I mean, just think about how big the tail would be, and how nice it sways!

I have no idea what to make of this.