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what's the ddeeEEeeEeeAAAaaAaall with hornt posts on my timeline.

re: ffxiv explained, but horny (spoilers) 

@vidi_victa_veni to be fair, this is also 4.0 content.

ffxiv explained, but horny (spoilers) 

2.0
a machine says you're not allowed to fuck gods anymore. You kill the machine.

2.x
the federal cops and capitalists say you're not allowed to fuck anymore. You kill the concept of federal cops.

3.0
the pope says you can't fuck dragons. you kill the pope.

3.x
the angry dragon says you can't fuck dragons. you kill the angry dragon.

4.0
imperialism wants to fuck your friends. you kill the prince.

4.x
occures.

5.0
You're so busy fucking angles, it almost kills you.

today's listening material:

creepy pasta readers who do not pre-read the material and do not do retakes of fucked up lines.

re: I guess it's time for A Breadtube Take. 

@nyamelia I posted a link to the main thing on my discord's shitty events channel if you'd like. Also could type up a basic thing if preferred.

I guess it's time for A Breadtube Take. 

Stanning man dies of asphyxiation, claims he could not smell the smoke.

re: fursona, eye contact 

@MochiWaifu mostly <3

(the only way I can really enjoy the content is that the maids are doing it for jokes and the owner is an AI in on the joke <_< )

re: fursona, eye contact 

@MochiWaifu I think I know what this was Maid with, is what I'm saying <3

re: fursona, eye contact 

@MochiWaifu is this what I think it is Emi? I think I recognize that model style

late night ff14 

it me, the camp counselor. Here to take you on a hike through the Aurum Vale!

Imma just start calling the Confederate flag the Traitor flag. No reason to give lip service to that vie for legitimacy from racists.

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online correct
yes
let me
en petten!

I heard you like bad boys.

Well, I was such a bad boy that I flunked out of masculinity entirely.

@fluxom_alt
"I got an F? How did I flunk out of gender studies?"
"No that's an aptitude test result."
"...oh"

lewd out of context words 

"No but like, it OPTIMIZES the cum"

lewd? 

Pringles:
ridged, for your pleasure.

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