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Take care, friends. For today I embark on a dangerous journey.

The roommate bought pea milk. Pea. Milk.

I must discover how my coffee fares in such uncharted lands.

Dumb 40k joke, 💅 

Cadia fell before the guards did.

2 weeks of this one polish job and MY NAIL BROKE to be the first damage its taken.

I refuse to buy wine that's more than 12 bucks without good reason.... But like. Damn.

Anyone remember the 'Potatoes' song thing someone made from the LotR movies?

I can't help but have my brain replace it with "genders" and like.

yes.

re: lewd, a message for doms 

PSSSSST doms, with another sub present, I am very easy to push into assistant-dom.

Just saying,

Hi.

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lewd 

There is something weirdly wholesome about being teased about an expanded version of a fetish, finding out a friend is also into it and doubling down on teasing them too :V

re: 😷🤳 possibly ruined? 

But like these are the sleep pants I'm wearing. Does it hurt or help the look?

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I feel like such an edgelord right now, I'm glad the roommates are in bed.

re: 😷🤳 

HOLY SHIT HOW CAN I SEE MY MONITORS FINE WHILE LOOKING LIKE THIS WTF

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grumble. 

"Hey Kos are you done with the washer?"
Well, I have more to do but if you need to, I just moved my clothes to the drier I can wait.

4 hours later, they've still not put laundry in. I could have done my second load from the con by now :V

Me, monday nigh:
Oh cool, I dodged con crud!

My throat, wednesday morning:
What were you saying, motherfucker?

re: Vague talking, pol, youtube 

Actually all this can be summed up in a single comparison

Leftist:
Here's a link to their video, go watch it first to be sure I'm not misrepresenting them. Okay now let's dig on in and talk about all this mess. Also here are some studies, including the one the other guys quote out of context.

Right:
Let's watch the video for the first time on stream, not even being sure the sentence is over before pausing to comment. Don't forget to repeatedly throw out labels trying to be insulting, and appeal to your sides moral superiority.

There's got to be a german word for someone who vocally accuses other people of acting exactly how they themselves do.The weird marriage of gaslighting and hypocrisy that is the modern right <_<

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