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Character concept?? (Korps???) 

a redeemed villain who just keeps falling into their old bullshit to the theme of K-Flay's song Giver.

ex-Korps researcher turned 'super hero' perhaps?

Lewd? 🧠 mess 

When once again Kos feels like a tired face but no one else is pushing hard enough to be out instead.

AAAAA fuck someone gram my squishy skullstuff and make it comfy behind one of the masks I have for a while D:

We commence our ritual, not on the promised pea milk, but the soul of the future generation.

I will have to contemplated the microcosm of our parents I have created in this cup.

And a cookie, because fuck you I'm worth it.

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Speaking of hateful. I use the scale for my coffee in front of the keurig and espresso machine, both of which take up prime counter space and are never used.

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Or I could just drink this black, but I pulled open one of the coffee packs for this bit and now it feels hateful to return it.

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I'm my time of need I gaze about. We have not the power to travel to the safe pastures if almond milk, or the homelands of the cow.

No I turn to those who have travelled with me. I loot the supplies of those who will come after me. The "MRE leftovers" box.

Some brave survivor has sacrificed their creamed coffee for mine.

Thank you, brave soldier.

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ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

IT'S LIKE FUCKING DRINKING SAND! ABORT! MAKE NO LANDING HERE!

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Take care, friends. For today I embark on a dangerous journey.

The roommate bought pea milk. Pea. Milk.

I must discover how my coffee fares in such uncharted lands.

Dumb 40k joke, 💅 

Cadia fell before the guards did.

2 weeks of this one polish job and MY NAIL BROKE to be the first damage its taken.

I refuse to buy wine that's more than 12 bucks without good reason.... But like. Damn.

Anyone remember the 'Potatoes' song thing someone made from the LotR movies?

I can't help but have my brain replace it with "genders" and like.

yes.

re: lewd, a message for doms 

PSSSSST doms, with another sub present, I am very easy to push into assistant-dom.

Just saying,

Hi.

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lewd 

There is something weirdly wholesome about being teased about an expanded version of a fetish, finding out a friend is also into it and doubling down on teasing them too :V

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