re: furry trash, it me. Artist esteme
also, I... I actually REALLY LIKE my art. On a thing. That exists??? This is a weird feeling and I love it.
"You're a woman!" he said.
"Yes?"
"You can't use a sword!"
"But I do."
"Swords are manly."
"How?"
He blushed. "They're long and hard... and, uh, thrust..."
"How is that manly?"
He died of embarrassment. She could have cut him down - she had a sword after all - but why bother?
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
re: Macro vore porn
@Draekos
Ahem. :3
re: really weird observation, GOOD NEWS
THE DRAWERS IN THE BATHROOM AREN'T FALSE DECORATION
The toothbrush was out of sight all along D:
really weird observation, roommates, germaphobes beware
So I cleaned the bathroom 2 days ago?
Like REALLY scrubbed that shit in ways I didn't even know bathrooms could be dirty. Ew.
But.
All the stuff on the counter was put on a shelf in the closet. Things that have returned?
-My toothbrush
-My toothpaste
-My mouthwash
-A Roommate's toothpaste.
Uh... uhm.... UHM.
re: status of my day: ( + mh I guess)
but hey, I got the fucking bathroom scrubbed in ways I dunno if it's been touched for months.
Gods that was disgusting but I got through it without much more problem than sweating.
Sorry, I've moved accounts D: