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Me: I'll make some coffee to help chill out

Also me: anxiety of milk possibly having spoiled making me too paranoid to drink it, also even just drinking water feels wrong. Oh good.

"This is why you assume human form?"
The dragon, who looked like a man, smiled and took another bite. "Yes."
"To eat?"
"I eat as a dragon. But I can not eat this."
"Ice cream?"
"Neapolitan ice cream."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

re: bleh. 

guess I'm gonna go make some coffee and try to chill out. Meant to start streaming like an hour ago :/

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bleh. 

You know... I will never understand the idea of "we're having a text converastion that is not time sensative. HOW DARE YOU WALK AWAY FOR 15 MINUTES?!"

Like... sorry I went to the bathroom and got some water? I didn't think it would be a problem? Fuck knows I'm easily distracted :/

I fucking hate this, but it's not wrong (joke) 

"fellow gamers" IS technically a gender neutral term

HRT trashpost 

Oh you started HRT?! Congrats!
Here's your complimentary starter kit:
-Witch Hat
-Cat Ears
-Thigh highs
-Computer Engineering degree / art skill
-Communist Nyanifesto.

Also, like, hi non-american (or similarly up way too late) folks.

You're cool, and valid.

Yeah I'm so bored of trying to sleep I got out of bed and tried to make a visual representation of how my brain is right now.

Well, can hear birds outside, so guess I better go back to trying to sleep.

odd plural headspace stuff 

when you realise your splits have full on difference accents in your head <_<

Sorry I'm falling apart all over masto again.

Gonna try to reign that on in again.

character design ( - ) 

So like, this design seems a little.... much?
"oh yeah let me try to clarify."
K!
"here is what I was thinking [ even moreso clashing design choices]"
.............................

Don't get it confused tho, re: games posts 

I played Towerfall once recently. Mostly made a fool of myself but I had that ONE round where I just trounced all 3 players in a fluid move.

I GET that rush, I understand it and why people love it. It's not really for me, thanks <_<

I get my fix when I make a perfect turn in xcom, that lovely wombo in Banner Saga, Survive the hordes long enough to pick up my friends again in L4D/Vermintide.

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re: Sometimes I hate games. 

Give me more xcom. Give me more vermintide. Give me turn based tacticles puzzles and 100% coop games.

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Sometimes I hate people who like games. 

Me: "Man I'm really bad at platformers."
Them: "Have you tried Celeste? It's great"

....cool thanks, welcome to being the 61st person to tell me.

And yes.
Smashbros is about as 'fighting game' as I like getting and even then I crumple as soon as wavedashing shows up.

I picked a bad week to try to ween off of energy drinks.

Final Pam cosplayers give me the strength to even look at the day today

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