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re: New smash cahracter trashpost 

I don't understand this new Crash Bandicoot lore. When did Aku Aku become a bird?

(Never played a crash game, so I dunno)

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New smash cahracter trashpost 

Kazooie, and his stead/occasional abuser Banjo.

(For serious though, Kazooie looks like he does most of the attacks? I never played the games, is this like... on point?)

Me: Make your own furry ahegao shirt.

Me: ...........but that work tho!

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Me: I want one of those super trashy ahegao hoodies.

Me: I want to be sure the art ON said hoodie is actually being used with permission of the original artist.

re: wholesome queers with birds 

You: but kos, you're single
Me: 40-60 years, my friend.

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wholesome queers with birds 

Me + one of my many very queer highly lesbian polycule + 40-60 years:

i.imgur.com/xykTKCO.gifv

Depression writing, DnD stuff 

So you ever like, have something you NEED to make or else depression eats at you?

Yeah same. My OLD DnD (Pathfinder actually) monster slayer turned demonic dragon creature was wanting attention.

I feel even more depressed after finishing it but hey, here you go.

docs.google.com/document/d/1C7

Me: Well, I've slept like complete garbage for the last 3 days now. Kinda eh mood, let's see some cute pokemon lewds I guess.

Birdsite: rainbow capitalism, people bothsidesing to defend fash, "pick up your trash" after an emergency cancels a parade.

Me: Cool. Cool. Cool and good and cool. Cool.

mild dysmorphia mention 

tired: shaving yr whole body because the ol’ Genders are acting up again
wired: shaving yr whole body because it’s hot outside and you want as little heat trapped on your body as possible
inspired: shaving yr whole body bc it’s as close to dolphin TF as we’re gonna GET until science catches up

I have just noticed my bookshelf is approaching a 3 way split of art books, queer comics and EVERYTHING ELSE.

I need more books.

The fact I can't have a tail to do this with IRL is transphobic.

Morning mood 

Can I just be lightly ravaged by a cute dommy girl, then have breakfast, then the real ravaging begins?

Is that too much to ask?

re: Spending too much time around inflatable furries, proven 

all these responses are just making me feel more validated in this trashpost.

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Spending too much time around inflatable furries, lewd 

In case of emergencies, your sona may be used as a flotation device.

Lewd Powermoves with Electrum 

While making eye contact, go to the base of the dick on the first pass.

Then dab.

Hello yes, do you have any port cask matured genders?

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