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Insomnia 

Nothing like yawning, feeling dead tired... And rolling around in bed for 2 hours and counting.

Melatonin time I guess.

vaguely pol 

You ever just... look at news of youtubers being shit and just go google what Markiplier is up to?

Cause like, damn. He's a good boy he is (even if I don't enjoy his content)

what's the ddeeEEeeEeeAAAaaAaall with hornt posts on my timeline.

ffxiv explained, but horny (spoilers) 

2.0
a machine says you're not allowed to fuck gods anymore. You kill the machine.

2.x
the federal cops and capitalists say you're not allowed to fuck anymore. You kill the concept of federal cops.

3.0
the pope says you can't fuck dragons. you kill the pope.

3.x
the angry dragon says you can't fuck dragons. you kill the angry dragon.

4.0
imperialism wants to fuck your friends. you kill the prince.

4.x
occures.

5.0
You're so busy fucking angles, it almost kills you.

today's listening material:

creepy pasta readers who do not pre-read the material and do not do retakes of fucked up lines.

I guess it's time for A Breadtube Take. 

Stanning man dies of asphyxiation, claims he could not smell the smoke.

late night ff14 

it me, the camp counselor. Here to take you on a hike through the Aurum Vale!

Imma just start calling the Confederate flag the Traitor flag. No reason to give lip service to that vie for legitimacy from racists.

I heard you like bad boys.

Well, I was such a bad boy that I flunked out of masculinity entirely.

@fluxom_alt
"I got an F? How did I flunk out of gender studies?"
"No that's an aptitude test result."
"...oh"

lewd out of context words 

"No but like, it OPTIMIZES the cum"

lewd? 

Pringles:
ridged, for your pleasure.

If you call me a (ditz kink adjacent) 

@fluxom_alt Nonbimbary

lewd, but problems. 

Gods I just wanna use my large silicon objects. But
-Bathroom is on the other side of the apartment
-shower wall is shared with rommate who also works from home
-said roommate also just knocks then opens the door without waiting for confirmation so..

So I guess no silicon for me until I move <_<;

religious horror 

"If god isn't real, there would be no reason to be moral."

bootlickers irl. (mh - ) 

There's a thing blue line flag. like, 2'x3' on a truck in the parkinglot here.

Fucking.... good. Great. Need to drive by that garbage every time I head out now it seems.

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