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for serious though,
"yes hello citizen, I am the archmage, the savior of of the Nords, the lord of shadows, slayer of demons, Dragon borne....
I'm stealing this iron shield to melt down so I can forge straps for my armor because I'm also the greatest blacksmith, thief and fasttalker in the land."

I never understood the appeal of it.

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contentwarning options are the hecking BEST feature of Mastodon I think.

digestive ew. 

Intestines are horrible and I wish I couldn't feel them. It's making it really hard to concentrate on drawing.
Also, the lovely moment of "I think I should have some lunc-" GURGGLLLK "NOPE."

fuck I'm bad at self care. 

wrist pain, head ache. 6:30pm...

oh... now might be a time for lunch.... or breakfast... or any nutrient intake.

Depression Morning. 

And thank you for helping me think about things other than SB6 and related....... problems.

Right. Mastadon is a new crowd.

Let it be known, my tastes are generally light roasts with a touch of milk and sugar to take the edge off. I'm a fiend for what a lot of people consider shitty coffee.

I rise from the depths....
of the bed.
BRING FORTH YOUR OFFERINGS OF COFFEE THAT I MAY JUDGE THEM.

I'mma be like the Jesus of shitposting with 12 apostles.

You could make a religion out of this.

someone please explain the sudden mousification of my friends. Do I need to rushfinish my skaven character doodling to fit in?

That feeling of going to bed earlier than usual and waking up feeling like a zombie.

Have you considered plush? Because plush.

It good.

Soft friends! ✨

NSFW art stream link 

picarto.tv/Draekos
dunno if people on here wanna know, but hey, I draw porn commissions live on fridays and saturdays
awoo.space/media/4RgQJcvSq_Xc_

Depression commentary 

That feeling when you wonder what that spot is on your glasses and it's a tear. That feeling of crying and not even noticing.

Hoooboy.

@Ulfra_Wolfe
Have discord/telegram? wouldn't mind some more direct chatting

Ca we change 'federated' time line to 'syndicated'? No real reason, I just like the sound of it more :3

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