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lewd meta 

tired: snap my collar
wired: fucking voodoo dolls.

hornt, maybe kinda - unsure? 

me: very pro bodily autonomy and not here for "beauty standards" bullshit.

also me: gods I just kinda wish people would shave who want oral. I'm tired of scratchy hair on my lips and tongue T_T

grump, re:sick, but +mh 

Think I picked this up monday, waiting for my roommate's appointment at the clinic. Gods I love how much driving I've had to do for him this week :/

But like, I've been really out of it for most of the week.

And then today, feeling sick, I've done more with my day than any other day. <_< wtf I'll take it tho.

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Today's to-do list:

​✔️​ Wake up feeling sick af.
​✔️​ Have real breakfast.
​✔️​ Call mechanic for car stuff.
​✔️​ Shower
​❌ Post all that art I've been doing
❌ Stream
❌ Run a some magical girl RPG

Grossly out of context 

"THESE GENITALS ARE FOR CUTE GIRLS ONLY!"

"SAND NEED NOT APPLY"

Lewd 

Thinking about witchy dullahan catgirl shyly sucking her own dick

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rpg, alternate trolly problem, paladin baiting 

So if you put the cute adorable puppy in front of the sand worm.

Does that make the worm evil?
Or do you become evil?

The Paladin really needs a smite target.

These boots were fabricated for locomotion.

A panel of peers have confirmed this capacity.

And forecasts predict these boots may steppy all over you.

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