➡️ @Draekos@yiff.life @Draekos@awoo.space

they hung up on me after putting me on hold.

I think the IRS phoneline is intentionally designed to be as hostile to ""customers"" as possible.

LRT:
we did it folks

Huh. I wonder how there hasn't been a poppy emoji yet.

...................I......

Why am I doing this to myself?

I don't know what K'lee has a problem with.

Well, time to put away the spooky display name.

If the soul of South Park and the "assholes being cool and validated" of Rick and Morty had a baby.

And will probably have the exact same rabidly defensive fanbase of RWBY.

I'd need to rewatch it (and dig into the veracity of the piles of weird drama around the creator) to get more concrete red flags but honestly. I don't want to spend the time.

If you like it, cool I guess.

"It tastes better if you say it's a crime."

look.

Look my butt is RIGHT here, some lovely girl knot in it for a while please.

Is that TOO MUCH to ask?!

I guess what I'm trying to say is that as hard as I try to cultivate the dom-energy I give off at cons, I can't help love being the flustery little sub dragon I am.

<_< not a kobold at all, I swear.

Me: the sub is the one 'winning' in a relationship because the dom is pressing the buttons of the sub's desires.

My friends: suddenly domming me 24/7

Me: I LOVE this but also aaaaaaa this feels unfair in a non-sexy way? But I seem to be the only one worried about it???? This is okay?

I really REALLY hope this take is only a joke, but my gods I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually a thing.

No Nut November...

Has to be a thing for dudes not in a relationship right?

Like, I can't really think of queer people being into it only for november?

So assuming cishet dude for this.... with a girlfriend. This is either the worst month for her sex life, or the best. If he doesn't cum then maybe she'll get a chance to.

Broke: angel sex-TF into succubus
Woke: succubus sex-TF into angel

Bespoke:
succubus (and an embodiment of toxic gender norms and stereotypes of) snugglefuck-TFed into angel (in a very queer lens of the words 'wholesome' and 'blessed')

Do you even lift, kupoo?