Komma @KommaChameleon@awoo.space

Cake wrote a song about birds and mastodons all the way back in 1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbdHqRDm-E

Whewwwww, I don't have to go to a big stressful party today

@MillennialDog@mastodon.social tootdon? more like tootgone

Y'all wanna play video games tonight

There is no action game optimized to compensate for lag that alternates between 10ms and 100ms every second

RIP me ever playing online multiplayer ever again

@connie I did not agree to these terms

I was curious, so I counted... only about 40% of the video games I like from 1983 to 1994 (157 of 337) are commercially available on modern platforms today, including the 3DS.

I need to do more research into the TMNT ripoffs Konami made arcade games for.

It's weird how it's both true that one person can make a video game and that international megacorps can collaborate in ways to effectively turn huge ultra-games into successful returns on investment.

I don't think about this often but it is wild how much Tencent Games owns. One investment company owns:

* a majority of Riot (League of Legends), Supercell (Clash Royale), Grinding Gear Games (Path of Exile)
* a minority in: ActiBlizzard, Ubisoft, Epic (40%!), Paradox, Frontier Developments (Elite: Dangerous), and a lot of mobile game developers.

The Spyro art director knew what was up.

time traveling brain aliens give you a false memory of seeing the Chris Houlihan room in Link to the Past when you were 8 years old

Picked up SFV AE at Wal-Mart for only slightly more than the underwear I also bought. \o/

[Weezer voice] I'm tired of having sessks