Sudden urge to eat pancakes :o
but I am out of bisquik
ugh I'd have to make them the slightly less easy way
CW: animated gif
https://awoo.space/media/sWnhaw_hnmEmoTb1A3I
"Blast all varmints. And none shall be mended by wizardry, prayer or man's devices!"
https://twitter.com/jakemix/status/856911333396107264 https://awoo.space/media/G--wQQtHewKcMCuBPeo #mtg
stop conceding, my opponents, i dont want to win, i just want to summon demons https://awoo.space/media/VilSJ1j8XzJGqglaiFE
why am i outhealing a priest what is going on https://awoo.space/media/4Zzifpp7cLXzxG5Ws74
I got a Hearthstone quest to play 15 demons. Just play, not win. So I made a Wild Warlock deck jam packed with cards that say "demon" on them, with little regard for synergy. I did not expect to smash face for lethal on turn 7 with a 12/15 while still being at full health. https://awoo.space/media/jzITEGZ61RkXv8Gjnfg
casting Detect Simulacrum as a ritual in D&D
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look over, and you see a flumph, floating toward you. You reach over, you flip the flumph over. The flumph lays on its back, waving its tentacles trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
basically "If you love workplace safety so much, why don't you marry it?"
You can't tell me who I can and can't marry, not anymore~
As the only person at work who gives a shit about safety I've basically been told that if I care THAT MUCH about using electrical extension cords with exposed wiring and missing ground pins, then I should be the one to fix them with no training, just some replacement plugs and a screwdriver. Whee.
Transformers, lewd
H-hot stamping with localized softening 😊
Wow, Mastodon is really scaling back their free introduction packages. This arrived, along with a download code for the Communist Manifesto in epub format.
Moved to @Mycroft
Joined Apr 2017
