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I forgot where I heard this before, but

Imagine the new Mummy movie, where Tom Cruise and Annabelle Wallis explore ancient ruins. They come across the sarcophagus, and suddenly Brendan Frasier pops out! "I bet you're wondering how I got to be in there," he says, then they just play 1999 The Mummy instead.

What kind of cryptocurrency does Bruce Wayne use? 

He actually doesn't care about money at all, he has people to do that for him.

I bet you thought I was going to say batcoin.

More good news, my Reaper Bones 3 minis were (attempted to be) delivered today!
kickstarter.com/projects/15130
I'm getting everything in the green part, plus Crusaders, Dwarf King Companions, and Mythical Monsters in the orange section.
(I pledged and paid nearly two years ago, when I had a bit more money)
(I wasn't at home so I'll have to pick it up from ups location tomorrow)

Got good news on jorb. As in I've been offered a higher paying one wherein I do things I like a bit more and workplace is fully air conditioned in the summer. Not starting until next month though.
Now I just need my anxiety to not screw me up.


twitter.com/maxkreminski/statu
"best part: my test objects are just 3D primitives – cubes, spheres & such. i have written code that enables me to embarrass an orb"
awoo.space/media/PbDqtickNp9I1

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Boost this and I'll tell a very lewd lie about you. Like a really lurid story of some sort.

The more I learn about the Mandela Effect, the funnier this clip of the Shazaam movie (where Sinbad plays a genie) becomes.
youtube.com/watch?v=tD0rchvuoM

Awoo? No idea what the text is.

(And pinterest is downright hostile when mobile, can't get a source, and reverse google image search only turns up pinterest.)
pinterest.com/pin/140244975873 awoo.space/media/sTOiZSoQ3OYyV

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60 "cool things" about the Star Wars prequels. It gets into colonialism, diversity, symbolism of architecture, and more
twitter.com/FlyingTrilobite/st

Reposting for any new mtg nerd followers I might have picked up.
twitter.com/jakemix/status/856

Tarnation, 2BB
"Blast all varmints. And none shall be mended by wizardry, prayer or man's devices!" awoo.space/media/BrMn_Wj55G3Oz

I'm absolutely loving the long post length on Mastodon compared to birdsite, it really lets me post a complete, nuanced thought.

Which makes the super limited space available for a Profile uncharacteristically confining. And no "pinned toot" like functionality to expand it.

Maybe get around it by putting additional info in a toot, and short-url'ing a link to it in Profile?

I found a stink big in the lunchroom. Didn't really want it as a dinner companion, so I scooped it up on a paper towel (with a big cavity and held loosely) and set it free in the bushes outside. Didn't think to get a picture.

Do you like super crunchy Pathfinder goodness? Do you also like cooking? Do you want both a mechanical rules subsystem for cooking along with the ability to make dishes yourself IRL? Then my gosh you have a much much higher tolerance for Pathfinder than I do.
There's a Pathfinder-inspired cookbook kickstarting now: kickstarter.com/projects/14568

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Just read the entire archive of Crossed Wires webcomic, after seeing the first couple chapters up for sale as physical books on Kickstarter (but couldn't find a way to buy book post-KS). Very cybre, very queer, just enough furry.
crossedwires.irisjay.net/?comi
Trying to keep up with it may just make me futz about with trying to use RSS again. I miss LJ doing it for me easily. cybre.space/media/oLF6hxQ6i6TP

politics, gender, current events, non-gender-norm-phobia 

ugh yeah of course it's about fucking gender, or rather people making a big deal about gender stereotypes as ideals

birdsite thread about the "Pittsburgh not Paris" thing
twitter.com/mtsw/status/870700

but ugh "identity politics" what's too much, what's not enough, can one group's span ever overlap just a little with another group's span?

capitalism, capslock, swearing 

(re economic situation) "Everybody's looking for somebody to blame. Is it the immigrants? Is it the people on benefits?

"IT WAS THE FUCKING BANKS
"THEY SHOWED YOU THEM DOING IT ON THE FUCKING NEWS"

youtube.com/watch?v=GtWA3jQN1P

I came across a cool video series called Scribble Kibble, where the host showcases an awesome animation and then explains/appreciates a lot of the techniques behind it. SK for LB: youtube.com/watch?v=QCIvOe1vg9 awoo.space/media/pcXgv6wzeOVDu

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