#vore
"Aww, well, you not only got to get in that pit first, you gotta get EATEN first. When you land in front of your croc, and 'e opens his mouth, I wanna see you right in there. Rub your 'ead up against 'is taste buds. And when those teeth bite into your flesh, use the purchase to thrust yourself DOWN his throat..."
Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album, 1980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T7KWV73N3s
What is #vore?
Baby don't eat me
don't eat me
no more
It's funny to me to watch two British guys get confused by Hershey's Kisses, not understand what's good about Butterfinger, and mispronounce "s'mores".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtM80rgcKj4
subtoot
i just suppressed some poison/venom pendantic behavior
hooray for me
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ironically liking things is so 2016
geniunely having a good time and liking stuff is what 2017 is about get with it babes
insert profound thought on gender/sexuality here https://awoo.space/media/APZ0xmBApNqzfE_zYDo https://awoo.space/media/XuGmdVNjO7YLjBn7IMk
Is there a way I could utilize the "I'm not crying, you're crying!" thing to similarly get people to do things I don't want to do?
*swings pocket watch*
I'm not doing my laundry, you're doing my laundry!
gay babadook
straights: what if gays are monsters
gays: what if monsters are gay
exploding brain: what if straights are monsters
https://twitter.com/3liza/status/873335342920642560 https://awoo.space/media/RSDPbrHPke6PWjpaP1s https://awoo.space/media/SubJ3qFfjrzd9Jqa9tA
I still haven't seen the movie, and now I wonder if I can see it in its original context. But I guess now Babadook is a gay icon?
"an allegory for how normative heterosexual culture reacts to a confrontation with anormal queer culture, particularly one that is unabashedly campy and theatrical"
Still watching Robots in Disguise. I was starting to like one of the characters, but they did some stuff that made me reconsider.
I'd heard Optimus Prime was going to be coming to it, so I held out until then... and now I see even OP is being an unlikeable butthead.
nazi punching
Please enjoy this clip of Richard Spencer being punched to the 1812 Overture.
https://youtu.be/yshClIiz-cw https://awoo.space/media/GyCu5WT6F0hmKP4jOxw
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retoot for America Chavez punching hitler https://mastodon.social/media/3zjeFlt5qm_LKgxRitA
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In honor of Pride month. LGBTQ Muslims exist and we're all pretty awesome tbh.
https://mastodon.social/media/_i4BkddlfZg5-KJF5uo https://mastodon.social/media/K6F4Vc5LwSm9SAcECk0 https://mastodon.social/media/amFmB3FFsAseJbSg3Lw https://mastodon.social/media/slange4o3yrqQ_tDKeI
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I've mentioned this system before, but I can't get over how awesome the Holborn series looked
This is the 6100 and 9120 (pic with the lady) and it's so Fallout!
I'm doing laundry tonight!
Regarding Follow Friday: I'm a cis white able-bodied male. I don't need any help being visible. Recommend someone with more important things to say than me. Honestly my next toot is going to be "I'm doing laundry tonight!" That's how boring I am.
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POEM OF MINE (cw: meds, ableist slurs, mention of trauma)
I cannot live forever
When I froze at only ten
A foggy past of trauma
That I'm reliving again
My pills are not erasers
And my strength is not a prize
It's victory for me each time
a sunrise hits my eyes
They treat me like I chose it
Call me crazy, psycho, nuts
I want to prove them right sometimes
But I don't have the guts
It's easy passing judgement
When you're able & you're free,
but survival has a meaning
when you're somebody like me
I think I'm going to spread back out again, move my "main" posting back to my old account, mainly for mutual visibility purposes, and keep this one for more personal stuff set to private-ish.
Moved to @Mycroft
Joined Apr 2017
