It's 8:30 on a Saturday night and TBH I kind of feel like going to bed. But instead I'm going to ask for movie rec's on Netflix.

Making a baby registry would be much more enjoyable if I could have a glass of wine and make fun of all the ridiculous baby shit that a new mother "needs".

I need to start writing down funny comments I hear when shopping.

I love my iPhone, but it's shit at keeping track of my steps. The one plus of my Galaxy was it was a decent activity tracker.

I have not had coffee since Thursday. Today will not be pretty.

Watching Misery and what the hell does Paul Sheldon think, driving in a snow storm like a madman in THAT car?

@I_am_journei@mastodon.social I get the same way.

@thefishcrow i'be used it in the past, just want somewhere where I can just post and publish and not have to maintain a site.

Does anyone have suggestions on sites like Medium?

a sad thing 

@envgen I would have spent the rest of the day crying.

I want to publicly apologize to the Amazon help guy who implied I didn't know my own zip code.

@gamehawk Meat is (as far as a I know) only sold in markets and grocery stores. I reccommend Marcacchi Meats in Vineland if you want some good meat (their pork is A+)

@gamehawk I do desperately miss the corn, tomatoes (oh my god the tomatoes) and even the pork is out of the this world compared to anywhere else.

@gamehawk I fail, I've never gone to the white house for a sub . I lived in S. Jersey for 30 years.

Waiting for fireworks. Fortunately no rain tonight.

I don't remember what a normal day at work is. I finished my work way too early, and now I'm at a loss.

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