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Transphobia, assault 

Quick recap: I've been assaulted twice since the 45 regime decided to move against trans folk. My wages are being garnished because of zombie debt on a student loan. I'm drowning in debt, so I'm moving to MD to live with a bestie and their spouse.

I haven't been using this as much as I should be, and I admit I'm a little lost on catching up.

I'm already making plans to move to New Zealand once I get top surgery. We're going to grow old in Middle Earth with a pair of border collies.

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We've been dating almost four years now, and I can't imagine myself with anyone else, and all I want is to grow old with her.

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Also, most important announcement:

We made the decision a while ago, when she came to visit, and I asked her. Now I'm making it public.

I asked Philippa to marry me. She said yes.

I am the luckiest man in the world to be engaged to the most beautiful, intelligent, patient and loving woman in the universe. I cannot wait to make her my wife.

Okay, trying- AGAIN to keep active on here. Things are getting better now that I'm rediagnosed with ADHD and have been prescribed Ritalin!

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Also bad, possibly a tragedy.

My Cumlube went MIA in the move, and this is keeping me from riding one of my monster dicks into a peaceful oblivion.

I haven't jacked off properly in A MONTH, I am not a happy bengêsko.

Good: I am happily moved into an apartment. My gf will be visiting in three days.

Bad: I am tryna taken a shower and go to bed and maintenance showed up to fix a plug XD

Everyone in the rooms around me is being loud, so I'm gonna watch some Bollywood movies without giving a shit about the volume.

Just heard housekeeping knock on the door across the hall and the dude inside yelled "GO AWAY."

Dude, it isn't hard to say "No thanks, I'm good!"

I am grateful for y'all's help. I'm praying this bad luck ends with the new year.

I get paid next week, but between bills, medical expenses and this hotel room, it's going to be tight. I'm fucking exhausted and ready for my life to not suck anymore.

Okay, I know I haven't been on here a while, but I've got a constant stream of bad luck going on right now-the latest of which is my doc being worried that I might have leukaemia, my FSA is tapped for the haematologist, I got out of an abusive living condition and living in a hotel room, but it's bleeding me dry, and I could really use some help.

https:// paypal.me/jorjcardas
https:// cash.me/$snowchild
(Please ignore my dead name!)

FYI: Domino's is not only doing 50% off online pizzas, but you can round up your total to the nearest dollar, or make outright donations to St Jude's.

MUCH better alternative than Papa John's.

When your roommates have all but moved out, but still come back to smoke pot, and since they have no furniture in their room, they smoke in the living room and your room is filled with the smell.

>Opens Netflix
>Sees Ace Ventura

"Oh, I remember when I was a kid and how I felt weird/awful about the ending but never knew why."

>adds the movie to "Not interested list"

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