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Never over Thrawn, be it Rebels or the OTT, I will forever love my brilliant blue Admiral.

I forget how WIPED I get after doing tarot readings and I just did two Celtic Crosses in a row.

I'm getting faster at reading my deck's no-bs, no sugar coating language, though. It's as blunt as a badger to the face.

casual cissexism 

As a trans dude, I am always mildly offended by "Men can't find the clit" jokes because honey, do I have some news for you.

Gino is definitely feeling better, though. He's screaming in my ear, climbing on my face and tried chewing on one of my tarot cards, then got mad when I rebuffed him, and now he's preening and fluffing on my shoulder, covering me with birb dust.

Life with birb, back to normal.

It should be illegal to send notices in pink unless you're an ACTUAL bill collector. The anxiety attack I just had over a warranty spam company's junk mail was not okay.

Got a phone call from the vet. Gino's bloodwork came back normal, so it looks like he has age/stroke induced epilepsy, and now I gotta go back to get phenobarbital for him. Thankfully, it's only 20 bucks.

I have ehlers danlos and I get six or more tubes taken each draw, suck it up you big baby, or stop complaining you have to go in multiple times.

"My veins roll"

Yeah that's why we anchor them, whiny brat.

A short tube on a 40 y/o is unnecessary anyway. Tell them to drink some water, suck it up and get big boy tubes drawn.

"what do you mean, you could only run the metabolic panel?"

First off, your tech sent a goddamn short tube with only .9mL and you ordered an ANCA with reflexes, a celiac panel and TWO allergy panels. All that needs at least 10mL.

AND THE TECH HAEMOLYSED THE SAMPLE THEY DID SEND.

GET A NEW MED ASSISTANT/PHLEBOTOMIST BC YOURS NEEDS REMEDIAL TRAINING.

It didn't even hit me it was Wednesday, not even when a crow was laughing at me from the top of my car this morning.

It's also grey, foggy, overcast and cold.

Yeah. It's a Wednesday.

When you find a G1 for 250g and you discover she has two pieces of lovely art, too!

we did secret santa at work and I didn't sign up bc I couldn't afford it but someone left a gift on my desk anyway and NO ONE WOULD FESS UP BUT I'M SO GRATEFUL BC IT WAS TEA.

Peppermint Bark tea! Rooibos with cocoa, peppermint and vanilla! IT'S DELICIOUS

When tumblr is so broken you can turn off explicit marks by editing css via inspect element

Winding down with peppermint tea.

Or rather, trying to.

I'm Chris Hemsworthing it right now bc it's too hot.

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