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After years of wanting it, the url kai-leng on tumblr is MINE.

I'll likely switch over tomorrow. For now, I sleep.

Let's hope Kylo's just in need of spark plugs or a fuel line flush.

Prayer circle for my wallet; my car's getting diagnosed at the shop 🙏​

Ah never mind, they're so fragile they made it private. What clear examples of virile masculinity. Why can't they get laid????

food 

I am suddenly craving cranberry sauce and turkey. Fucking Thanksgiving season
Hate the holiday, love the food

So apparently, when I fell asleep a bit ago, I rolled over on the video button in Telegram and sent my gf two vids of me snoring. Woops.

To the folks in Galaxy of Heroes running arena squads of Wiggs, Raid Han, CLS and R2:

Y'all are the biggest pains in the ass, and it's UTTERLY satisfying to destroy you with my maxed, Zeta'd Thrawn.

So that way, we both can share a lunch of taco bell together <3

Gino begs for anything I eat, and since it's not good for him to have a chalupa with pico and avo-ranch, I get him just a tortilla with lettuce

New guy at the Taco Bell, and he was very confused by my request for a soft taco with JUST lettuce.

He was even more confused when I informed him it was for my bird.

Just... Gino. Pls eat out of your dish like a normal birb???

My tiel is refusing to eat out of his dish- he knocks everything to the floor and eats it there, and I'm worried about him ingesting his own crap. =/

Look, I know some people are saying “ BECAUSE MEN SHOULD ONLY SMELL OF LIQUOR, SHARP ROCKS, AND FIRE,” but like, this seems like a good way to invoke Odin without the hangover.

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Recreational drug mention. 

My roommates are smoking pot and the stench might just drive me out anyway to get fresh air. Ugh. I hate the smell of pot. 🤢

I'm sprawled in my bed, telling myself I should get the fuck up and get groceries, but my joints are telling me "five more minutes"

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