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Also bad, possibly a tragedy.

My Cumlube went MIA in the move, and this is keeping me from riding one of my monster dicks into a peaceful oblivion.

I haven't jacked off properly in A MONTH, I am not a happy bengêsko.

Good: I am happily moved into an apartment. My gf will be visiting in three days.

Bad: I am tryna taken a shower and go to bed and maintenance showed up to fix a plug XD

Everyone in the rooms around me is being loud, so I'm gonna watch some Bollywood movies without giving a shit about the volume.

Just heard housekeeping knock on the door across the hall and the dude inside yelled "GO AWAY."

Dude, it isn't hard to say "No thanks, I'm good!"

I am grateful for y'all's help. I'm praying this bad luck ends with the new year.

I get paid next week, but between bills, medical expenses and this hotel room, it's going to be tight. I'm fucking exhausted and ready for my life to not suck anymore.

Okay, I know I haven't been on here a while, but I've got a constant stream of bad luck going on right now-the latest of which is my doc being worried that I might have leukaemia, my FSA is tapped for the haematologist, I got out of an abusive living condition and living in a hotel room, but it's bleeding me dry, and I could really use some help.

https:// paypal.me/jorjcardas
https:// cash.me/$snowchild
(Please ignore my dead name!)

FYI: Domino's is not only doing 50% off online pizzas, but you can round up your total to the nearest dollar, or make outright donations to St Jude's.

MUCH better alternative than Papa John's.

When your roommates have all but moved out, but still come back to smoke pot, and since they have no furniture in their room, they smoke in the living room and your room is filled with the smell.

>Opens Netflix
>Sees Ace Ventura

"Oh, I remember when I was a kid and how I felt weird/awful about the ending but never knew why."

>adds the movie to "Not interested list"

I rolled that beautiful boy FIVE YEARS AGO. FIVE. He's been through so much.

I work tonight, and my shift starts at 1130pm. Provided I don't go home early, that's seven hours of delicious holiday pay. (Double pay plus a night shift diff)

That’s close to 200 bucks for one shift. Mmmmm money

I like Awoo a lot but the inability to remove the "Getting started" column or collapse the toot column is really irritating.

Tried to give my bird some banana.

He yelled at it.

More for me, I guess.

I actually got out of bed, showered, and got groceries.

I'm now out of spoons and all I want to do is rewatch Hannibal and sip on a root beer.

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