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SHIT, I FORGOT TO POST IT ALL HERE, BUT I MADE A COOL KORPS WATCH FACE FOR MY GEAR S3
Here they are! I made a standard version for general Korps related purposes and an alternate version with a little personal touch of mine, just for personal use~
Anyway, here's the link to the page for it on the MR. TIME marketplace!
mrtimemaker.com/landing/OPHjRb
And the link to the full res standard Korps bg image as well~
drive.google.com/file/d/1T7LZw
(The Korps setting and logo belongs to @KorpsPropoganda on Twitter!)

You should listen to trans women because in addition to all the other reasons, trans girls are incredibly skilled at coming up with new and innovative ways to cover their faces in selfies, and therefore will be our first line of defense in the coming facial recognition cyberdystopia

to: all you wholesome degenerates (+++ I promise) 

...
Sure this is super lewd and horny and we all fuck.

But like, look we've given you some tools to deal with anxiety and depression... and also taking this good girldick ALL THE WAY down your throat.

I am in awe of you folks making this stuff, being supportive.

You internet dragon moms,
You Korps """employees"""
You drone fabricator-oh wait no, just another drone now but you're a very good one I promise.

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to: all you wholesome degenerates (+++ I promise) 

So I've noticed a trend. Sure it's a lot of small stuff here and there mostly but it's a thing.

Somewhere over the last 3 years, mindfuckery TF stuff seems to have taken a turn from bimboification (not my thing, but not trying to cast shade with this) towards....

well.

"Let's pull out that inner beauty that you're too scared to admit."
"The world is big and scary and wants to hurt you, let me help armor you to it."
(cont)

yknow this is EXACTLY like that other time when I got thrown out of the art museum for drawing bodies on the walls under all of the portraits so the entire third floor of the east annex looked like a 17th century jerkoff party

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Also a periodic reminder that Planned Parenthood is a source of HRT in most places in the US, they are informed consent and use your preferred name and pronouns!

Oh and except for like Arkansas they take Medicaid and most insurance 💕

Assistance request, homeless risk 

Is there anyone in the lower michigan area who would be able to help out a disabled translady? I'm at risk of ending up homeless and need to look for somewhere to stay.

#CameraTutorial

OK, aim the camera at the tip of my tail while I lift it up!
Good, now follow it as I swing it back and forth... back and forth...
OK, your camera options have been set! You can change them at any time in the OPTIONS menu!

fallout, raccoons 

... I just had it pointed out to me that fallout 1 had super mutant raccoons that were cut from the final game.

Can we please just get a post apocalyptic game where you play as a super raccoon building a den.

oh shit! Nobody told me Frankie Knuckles was single handedly responsible for the entire musical subgenre of "Sega Saturn High Score Name Entry." youtube.com/watch?v=QIdimVDuSE I fuckin' dig the hell outta this one :D :D :D :D

Petrichor, that fresh aroma you can smell after the rain, is caused by a little molecule called geosmin. The name literally means "earth smell." It's produced by soil bacteria and gives an earthy flavour to beets.

Humans are extremely sensitive to this scent – much, much more sensitive than sharks are to blood. Some think we evolved that way to find fresh drinking water after droughts.

Fursonas are good bc if you're like me you can take the best parts of who you are currently and mix them in with qualities that you wish you had/strive for to create this sort of perfect being that unfortunately can't exist, but you can however live vicariously through and I think that's important for helping find out who you really are/want to be safely in this big bad world of ours.

shitpost 

basic enbytch postfurries drinking A PUMPkin SPACE LATtE-X semd tuet

ALSO: check out this great macro piece I did for twitter users @frekifoxcoon and @cassiebutter! I know, I know, tearing Trump Tower off its foundation and digging all the rich little shits out of it to torment them seems drastic, but just think how much more beautiful the neighborhood will be afterwards~

My queue is currently open! For rates and quotes on commission work, email me at distressedegg at gmail dot com!

(reposted bc i screwed up one of the clients' twitter handles. Thanks, Redraft)

periodic reminder:

🐱
If being a "good" catte (or hoomin, system, other aminal, whatever!)

feels too difficult right now,

just be an okay catte.

you got this.
💜

Hello, I'm NovaSquirrel and I'm a game developer and furry. I really like platformer and puzzle games, and novasquirrel.itch.io/nova-the- is my take on a game that blends the two together, inspired by my childhood favorites. It's for the #NES, and I hope to release cartridges of it some day.

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