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There! Tent dried, brushed clean and packed away. And to Ms Earwig, who jumped free last night in the "muddy flapping" phase: a happy time hunting cupboard spiders in the gloomy corners of the flat.

Best bit about last night's swim was how the chip shop lady gave me a bag of crispy bits for the pennies in change I had on me.

Aww. RIP Stefan Karl Stefansson. "Time is the most valuable thing in life because it never comes back." bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-a

Crank Magnetism is the Fortean thing where kooks in one field are drawn to kookiness in other fields. The dreaded algorithm makes it easier. Case in point: "You're looking at an earthquake prediction-faker. Would you like to see a UFO conspiratard next?"

Big fat orange half moon, bright orange Mars, weird hot humid breeze. *aviators* *shotgun* "Storm's a-comin'."

Okay kids, newbie vexation is cooling off. Now all I need is a tool to auto-duplicate between Tusky.fun and the Hellsite...

I despise Mastodon's message structure. I don't ever want the local federation's stream, I just want my follows. Some bunch of other randos are not my use case. @mastodon please add?

It's so I'm enjoying a cheeky cheese scone while Basil (Ribble Gran Fondo on the ) rests in the (lovely access-controlled) bike shed. :3

Watching the Everyday Astronaut try on the new Starliner blue spacesuit really shows how much lighter it is than old suits. Fun watch! youtu.be/FaOAsUR-o-U

A lane to myself! Time to try that MP3!
*Rabbids music*
*Laughs so hard I drown to deth*
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Watching Blue Planet 2: The Deep. Squid are terrifying and the brine lake is the Upside Down. Tasty whale snacks & abyssal dread! 🦑🐋

Just over ten years from bleeding-edge "it'll never work" DARPA Grand Challenge to beta testing Johnnycabs in the burbs.

Once an open-source self-driving stack comes into existence, how cyberpunky all the jugaad Johnnycabs will look with rando-cams stuck all over in fistulas of epoxy.

@Waymo: We started as a Google project in 2009, and have self-driven more than 3.5M miles to get ready for this moment. goo.gl/Py5UHg

Big compliant remembrance only encourages the generals and bigwigs to do it again, by jino. War to end all wars, my arse.

Haz a bag of Revels. Ever since Star Trek VI, I've had to finish them by yelling "Our revels now are ended, Kirk!". Every time!

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