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@RhiaCat Now being held inside my belly!

pol 

Archie Bunker in a maga hat

pol adjacent 

Have "Those Were the Days" from All in the Family stuck in my head, so I'm doing the needful and amping up the conservative subtext into fascist text.

"Mister, we could use a man like Adolf Hitler again."

From birdsite 

RT @Redflare500@twitter.com
Holy dooley, this new Sheila redesign is RIPPER, hope I don't become an inflatable version of her forever...

From birdsite 

RT @Goopypanther@twitter.com
If I tattoo a tail number on your hip you're legally an airplane.

me: gotta good joke: i think la croix hate is due to soda poisoning

brain: you realize it's probably the same place as pumpkin spice hate where feminine-adjacent products are panned out of sexism

me: shit

Summer basically decided to fuck off, and I'm happy. Take your heat and fires elsewhere.

Still managed above 1500 in Overwatch despite only winning one game. We redeemed ourselves in Mystery Heroes, though.

Actually, y'all got songs you think would make a good hip hop beat? Assuming I can get them, I'll try. I'm not very good at it though.

You may remember it from beef commercials in the 90s

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ancient greeks thought egyptians were weird for worshipping animal-headed gods, but they themselves were into animal hybrids as long as they either had human faces (centaur, satyr, sphinx) or went full feral in the end (io, lycaeon, actaeon)

thesis: egyptians were the first furries, greeks were the first non-furry TF fetishists

Con hookups 

I'm too shy to even do my last boost where we meet and agree to cuddle.

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Con hookups 

Plausible scenario:

Me: *horny post @ mff*
Them: *positive response also @ mff, suggestion to move to Telegram*
Me: *moves to Telegram, flirt etc, suggestion to meet up*
Them: *agreement, schedule*
Me: *visits, shy as heck, admission I'm more talk and imagination and less action*
Them: *same tbh*
Us: *mutual agreement to snug instead*

Facebook reminded me that cipher night is coming up. I need to make some beats!

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Light furry kink stuff 

@poss_bot big reptile occupying wall street
big reptile smashing confederate monuments
big reptile carrying a jumbo single-payer healthcare poster at a protest
big reptile carrying small friends to the polling station in the pockets of his cargo shorts

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be the ghost hands you want to see in the world

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