Chimerror @chimerror@awoo.space

ancient greeks thought egyptians were weird for worshipping animal-headed gods, but they themselves were into animal hybrids as long as they either had human faces (centaur, satyr, sphinx) or went full feral in the end (io, lycaeon, actaeon)

thesis: egyptians were the first furries, greeks were the first non-furry TF fetishists

Plausible scenario:

Me: *horny post @ mff*
Them: *positive response also @ mff, suggestion to move to Telegram*
Me: *moves to Telegram, flirt etc, suggestion to meet up*
Them: *agreement, schedule*
Me: *visits, shy as heck, admission I'm more talk and imagination and less action*
Them: *same tbh*
Us: *mutual agreement to snug instead*

@poss_bot big reptile occupying wall street
big reptile smashing confederate monuments
big reptile carrying a jumbo single-payer healthcare poster at a protest
big reptile carrying small friends to the polling station in the pockets of his cargo shorts

Kings was nothing but forum raids, Song of Solomon is their AD, Isaiah was where they were trying to establish themselves as a Weird Twitter personality, and Revelations was just twitter user John_tbh reposting the Isaiah goofs as a content aggregator for ad revenue

the old testament was god's somethingawful/4chan Mean Online phase and by the new testament they'd 180'd and got really into socialism and community building

ko-fi sketch from @muddlekin@birdsite
masto exclusive for now, as i'm waiting to see if she posts this over there!

also aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hashtag game development