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The organ plays Blister in the Sun. Some old fart has an aneurysm.

Why the hell does an American Sportsman have a fucking tank?

To understand baseball as a nerd, first realize that a .250 average means a player is a d4 and a 1 is a hit.

The Designated Hitter rule and Loogies are why Baseball is decadent and depraved

I dared to suggest sex and baseball and now the A's are up two runs, and Felix Hernandez lies in ruins.

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Cipher night lasted until 1 am. I slept all morning and now I'm watching baseball. I just wanted to note that the Mariners Moose isn't fucky enough.

From birdsite 

RT @Goopypanther@twitter.com
Color scheme infects your fursona and begins spreading into your life

From birdsite 

RT @Goopypanther@twitter.com
How many rosettes do I have to stamp onto your bound, impressionable body before the TF becomes self-sustaining?

One...
Two...
Three...

3d art, video 

This is what I've been working on. You can use IK now to move their tail around!

Ordered chicken wings and it came with a handwritten note thanking me. Pretty good wings, too!

3d art 

I'm up to the tail with weight painting, maybe a third of the way down it. It's very easy, but definitely a little tedious.

I meant to go to the soccer game, but I think I'm going to stay home and work on my rat some more.

car accident 

I was driving somewhere and the car with a sofa in the other lane had the sofa come loose and fly into my lane.

I swerved in time, though. Scary!

From birdsite 

RT @DrLazerRage@twitter.com
Commission for abel I did awhile back!

From birdsite 

RT @blackwellbadger@twitter.com
Here's a fun new magic trick!

1) Take your two best friends.

2) Transform each of them into a separate deck of identical playing cards.

3) Shuffle the cards together and distribute them into two new piles.

4) Cancel the spell.

:3c

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