chukarave @chukarave@awoo.space

Hey is this the social network where you come to discuss private things cause all the rest are already contaminated with ppl you actually know?

And awoo to you good madame

Awoo it is

Is this the social network where you come to forget about humanity probably ending in a mere 100 years or so?

Omg I like, know a girl who reminds me of Cher and she's like always changing the color of her hair and stuff but she doesn't like, use nothing that ya buy at the store cuz she likes her hair to be like, real orange.
So she uses tangerines.
(ew)

People used to clean their houses, and then came the internet

Catching up on two days' worth of memes oh boy

I imagine coming up with new action verbs (e.g. share/boost/retweet/repost) and other network jargon as the most exahsting part of creating a new social network.

Good morning, dear not-so-easy-to-refresh social network

Kaputt doesn't even begin to describe it

With the risk of losing the zero followers I have, tis important that you know that I am currently listening to some very beautiful french choral music.

Typically late: second season of Narcos. Damn that's some good tv right there.

Pretty hair at bed time. such a waste.

I don't want to have to choose my friends or the people I meet from a narrow pool of people who may not have a lot in common with me, just because getting somewhere else is too much of a hassle.

this is why I moved to a city. This is why I never want to leave here, and am very afraid I will have to at some point. I don't want to be stuck in some town where people only use cars to get anywhere, dependant on a car or someone to drive me

where you hope you can still remember that promise when you yourself are 70

where you can promise never to be like her, never to let your anxieties run your life to a point where it drives those closest to you away

That social network where your mother doesn't follow you